19 Times Australia’s Weather Was Insane

1. “Come here Brisbane, I’m gonna EAT you.”

"Come here Brisbane, I'm gonna EAT you."

2. “Beach time’s over Bondi. Try riding this wave.”

"Beach time's over Bondi. Try riding this wave."

3. “Good Morning Far North Queensland. First I’m going to roll you up, then I’m going to smoke you.”

"Good Morning Far North Queensland. First I'm going to roll you up, then I'm going to smoke you."
Mick Petroff / Via wikipedia.org

4. “Yes Kalgoorlie, I am an alien spaceship unleashing hell.”

"Yes Kalgoorlie, I am an alien spaceship unleashing hell."
Walter Ford Freeball / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive

5. “I might look like a storm Cape York, but I’m actually a giant swarm of flying spiders. Or that thing from Independence Day.”

"I might look like a storm Cape York, but I'm actually a giant swarm of flying spiders. Or that thing from Independence Day ."

6. “Wake up Sydney, I’m going to swallow you up.”

"Wake up Sydney, I'm going to swallow you up."
Brenden Wood / Via Twitter: @brendenwood

7. “And you Gold Coast. You said you wanted a foamy cappucino right?”

"And you Gold Coast. You said you wanted a foamy cappucino right?"
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8. “Think it’s hot Alice Springs? Howabout a bit of a fire tornado to warm things up?”

"Think it's hot Alice Springs? Howabout a bit of a fire tornado to warm things up?"
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Watch the incredible fire tornado here: footage by Chris Tangey.

9. “Hey you Mr Hot Stuff. Howabout I cool you off?”

"Hey you Mr Hot Stuff. Howabout I cool you off?"
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10. “Wadduya mean you’ve never seen a tsunami of sand at sea before?! This is AUSTRALIA mate, pull yourself together.”

"Wadduya mean you've never seen a tsunami of sand at sea before?! This is AUSTRALIA mate, pull yourself together."
Brett Martin / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive

11. “Seriously, these things are constantly circling your coastline. There is no escape.”

"Seriously, these things are constantly circling your coastline. There is no escape."
Brett Martin / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive

12. “I may look ‘kind of cool’ Barrow Island, but I’m about to eat your airport.”

"I may look 'kind of cool' Barrow Island, but I'm about to eat your airport."
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13. “There are 99 things that can kill you in this picture, and only one of them is me.”

"There are 99 things that can kill you in this picture, and only one of them is me."
Steven Delaney / Creative Commons / Via 500px.com

14. “Get ready to meet your maker Geelong.”

"Get ready to meet your maker Geelong."

15. “Yes, I am literally melting the Earth with my unstoppable force. What you going to do about it?”

"Yes, I am literally melting the Earth with my unstoppable force. What you going to do about it?"

16. “Morning Menindee Lakes. First I’m going to rain down lightning, then I’m going to strip every tree, finally I’m going to remix your colour via electromagnetic fields. What you got?”

"Morning Menindee Lakes. First I'm going to rain down lightning, then I'm going to strip every tree, finally I'm going to remix your colour via electromagnetic fields. What you got?"

17. “Oh I’m sorry Mr Tourist, did my desert dust storm ruin your Sydney Harbour photo opportunity?”

"Oh I'm sorry Mr Tourist, did my desert dust storm ruin your Sydney Harbour photo opportunity?"
Brendon Thorne / Getty Images

18. “Off to Mordor for you Brisbane.”

"Off to Mordor for you Brisbane."

19. “STILL NOT SCARED OF ME?! Howabout I spark some lightning in the shape of your country?!”

"STILL NOT SCARED OF ME?! Howabout I spark some lightning in the shape of your country?!"
Surfers Paradise Webcam

In all seriousness, Australia often endures extreme weather including bushfires, floods and cyclones. Ours is a nation with a Catastrophic Fire Danger Rating (even higher than Extreme). So take care people.

In all seriousness, Australia often endures extreme weather including bushfires, floods and cyclones. Ours is a nation with a Catastrophic Fire Danger Rating (even higher than Extreme). So take care people.
Brendon Thorne / Via Getty Images
19 Times Australia’s Weather Was Insane

The Secret Meanings Of Russian Prison Tattoos

Prisoners without tattoos are looked down upon. They are viewed as white sheep in a black herd. Tattoos tell the prisoners’ stories, their world-views and group affiliations; and some tattoos indicate rank, accomplishment, and prestige in this walled-in segment of Russia’s underbelly.

 

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12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

1. That bra strap keeps peeking out no matter how much you fix it.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

It sounds cute, but it’s actually a form of torture!

2. When your skirt blows up around your waist and there’s nothing glamorous about it.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With
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Nobody plays it off cool. Nobody.

3. Evil shoes and their satanic blisters.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

There’s no logic to them, either. You’ll put on a pair of shoes you’ve owned for years and then — BAM! — suddenly you now have blisters.

4. That polyester dress that just has you sweating from the get-go.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

In fact, you’re sweating right now just thinking about polyester.

5. When you realize that your shirt is see-through… usually at the end of a very important day.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

And not sexy-coy-see-through, either. We’re talking TSA-scanner levels of transparency!

6. Pantyhose ripping at every juncture.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

We sent man to the moon, but we can’t improve on pantyhose?! Suspicious.

7. The battle you’ve dubbed “Boobs vs. Buttons.”

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

Spoiler alert: Buttons always win.

8. Jeans that make your stomach stick out in a way that can only be described as a “squish.”

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

Until you sit down and pull them up to your chest. Problem solved!

9. Your skirt constantly rotating around your waist.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

When it’s completely backwards, you end up looking like you have a “front bum.” (Yeah, it’s a thing.)

10. The tenacious and ever-popular wedgie.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

Fashion is the worst.

11. That pucker of fabric at your waist when you wear jeans that actually fit your hips properly.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

It’s some weird remnant of “mom jeans” that hasn’t been resolved yet.

12. When your blazer is a bit snug, and your arms just can’t… quite… reach!

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

Until you hear that inevitable rip and wonder what kind of sadist invented blazers anyway.

12 Clothing Problems That Every Woman Has To Deal With

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